Hey I know that guy, we used to shoot hoops over at Pogey Field. We lost touch after he joined the Merchant Marines then I ran into him one day at Railfest under the big white tent, as I remember, the Hooters girls were there serving wings. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, I’m walking a few laps around the track at Greenway and I see him down by the A-Hole staring up into space with a telescope. I asked him what he was doing, he mumbled something about Satelites orbiting over Irons Mountain, then the conversation really got creepy. This nut job claimed that over all these years the flashing WTBO sign was telepathically sending out messages to Fort Hill fans and players, messages like:
W—-“Watch the Pulling Guards”
T—-“Toss Sweep to the Strong Side”
B—-“Blitz, Blitz, Blitz”
O—-“Order Stadium Pizza”
This thing runs deep. We’re going to find out that Dave Christopher’s Fort Hill Van was spotted in Oakland and atop Haystack Mountain in recent weeks fully equipped with FBI caliber listening devices.