As I was walking toward the stadium before the Alco Northern game, I approached two Alco fans who apparently locked their keys in their car. The first fan said "We'll have to break the window to get them out." The other fan said, "no, maybe we can get a wire hanger and pop the lock." Agitated, the first fan replied "The hanger never works, and we need to do something. The game's going to start soon, they're calling for rain, and the top is down." I just walked away. (Alco fans may not get this joke!)