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Juicy Gossip

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Jul 28, 2015
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I'm hearing rumors that an unnamed "administrator" from a Rival school made a phone call to the Fort Hill Band Parents and told them there was a change in plans involving the Friday that Allegany plays Northern at 4:00 and Fort Hill plays Sherando at 8:00. According to this "administrator," the Band Parents are only allowed to sell Stadium Pizza during the Allegany game and for the Fort Hill Game they must replace Stadium Pizza on the Menu with the famous "Hog Heaven" appetizer from the glory days of When Pigs Fly.

Also, apparently this same conspirator was caught altering the original Stadium Pizza recipe card hidden deep within the bowels of the Stadium. Apparently, in an effort to sabotage Stadium Pizza sales he was observed tripling the amount of Oregano and replacing the Garlic with Anchovy Paste, in an effort to ruin the recipe.

Wow.
 
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